Proposal 5678: The Committee of the Century
By the power vested in us, we propose the creation of a committee that shall decide all decisions. A committee so grand, so majestic, so utterly incomprehensible, that the very notion of it shall be the stuff of legends.
Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
We shall investigate the disappearance of all donuts within a 5-mile radius. Utilizing the finest detective work, the greatest analytical minds, and the most stalwart of stomachs, we shall uncover the truth behind this most heinous of crimes.